J.A. KonrathSorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."" Heart attack?"" He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.
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The truth is that pizza can kill people. Yes, I know you want to believe that it doesn't, but the evidence is mounting every day. Pizza has addictive properties. We once told our children that it's OK to eat pizza, but no more than two slices at a time.
But what about drinks? How much is too much, and what kind of drinks are OK? Take Pepsi for instance. Pepsi can be very bad for you. At the very least, it's just plain bad for your health.
The sugar in Pepsi can lead to tooth decay and obesity. The salt in Pepsi can lead to high blood pressure and heart disease. Although they don't advertise this way, soft drinks can even contribute to cancer! You may not believe that soda is directly responsible for your cancer; however, you still need to be careful because there's no guarantee that you'll get cancer from one Coke. Pizza is also bad for your health; however, most people don't realize how bad it really is (they'll probably never admit it).
If you eat the slice of pizza every day, you're likely contributing to many of the following problems: Heart Disease - A whopping 42% of all Americans over 40 suffer from heart disease! And with an average life expectancy of 80 years old (80 years old!), there is a good chance that your grandparents will die of heart disease! Obesity - Over 60% of Americans are overweight. With a life expectancy of 80 years old, your parents and grandparents will almost inevitably get obesity-related diseases such as diabetes and cancer. These two diseases will shorten their lives immensely while also making them sick! It's no wonder that half of all Americans over 40 have diabetes! Cancer - Cigarettes cause cancer in more than 50 different ways! And who needs to worry about these other ways besides young children? In adults, heavy consumption of cigarettes causes cancer of both the mouth and throat as well as other parts of the body such as the lungs and bladder.
Heart Disease - Of course everyone knows about the heart attack caused by smoking a cigarette … but did you know that a single piece of pizza can cause a heart attack? Although a person eats 1/2 to 1 slice every day, the average death rate from heart attacks is still less than that from any other natural cause or disease such as stroke or pneumonia! Diabetes - Did you know that 1/2 cup of white flour has 1/4 teaspoon salt in it? In fact, white flour contains
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